Online abuse is a weightless, insubstantial, abstract thing.

I have to give it up for the name "Univision".

Yes, Mr. Sherman…

Yes, Mr. Sherman…

The commenters are leaving Middle Earth for the Undying Lands.

"Pray that I don't switch it further."

It worked out well for the Alamo, the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, the Paris Commune, and Nat Turner's Rebellion.

There's a pattern.

"The sun is the hottiest planet in the sky, and would burn you if you tried to eat it."

All of which, you know, did NOT stare at the sun.

The bird and cricket choruses changed for a few minutes, though.

Looking forward to Tweets that read

(Tells vital state secrets to Melania, tries to kiss Putin on the mouth.)

I've heard people take the line that Trump has "intuitive intelligence".

That post has got to be an AV Club first.

Trump's brain is scrambled like the structure of a Kinja-thread conversation, is his point?

When a law enforcement officer finally does come to the door, her pretty, pretty hair can be yours, if you have the patience.

Alas, I have but one upvote to give.

Some of them clean up real good.

Which allows many of us to SmokeFuck without worries.