This overlaps with a great deal of what I've been meaning to say.

"Today, I blew the mind of a commenter on a Flat-Earther thread!"

"Headward free now to rise."

It's a wing of Young Earth Creationism.

Please, it's "Globe-tards".

If they reach a critical mass, the influence might start to seep into media and education. I feel like the ideas need to be whack-a-moled right back down.

WHY ARE THERE ARE CHIMPANZEES NOW???

(Raises eyebrow, goes back to hand-calculating logarithms by torchlight.)

On this, the day of the Kinja-dammerung, is it fitting indeed that I get one more chance to correct the fallacious math assertions of silly trolls. I assume they're coming shortly.

Forget it, it's Chinatown.

It's like that beloved Kansas song, We Are But Ashes.

The slack-jawed, vacant stares of Kinja supporters.

"You've trapped us like rats, Kinja."

The name of that fan?

"Ugh, Kinja."

Will do. I might give the Tolerability Index Group a try.

Just in time for the Commentariat Fare Thee Well tour. Ticket prices will be ridiculous.

I'm not staying. A few exiles are starting some new things.

—Kevin Bacon in Tremors

(gets erection, doesn't know what to think)