…and this made me thirst for knowledge.

"Thanks, Skinhead O'Connor."

True love and success are overrated.

You might just be playing into his hands.

That's all I know how to do.

Not if I can help it.

The balanced, nuanced, exquisitely written features won't be a draw for you?

"Today is my 111th birthday. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and…

Noah Cross.

—Arnie Pie, of Arnie In The Sky fame

Twice as big as it needs to be be, sport.

Twice as big as it needs to be be, sport.

"They hate us because we're better than them."

"After we’re live on Kinja, all anxieties about this transformation will dissipate, lost to the restorative ebb and flow of time."

"We can rule together, AV Club."

"We can rule together, AV Club."

"Wake up, Donnie."

(makes keening sound through meat-mouth-fingers)

I'm just a humble prog rock fan.

I return your sentiment of grudging warmth towards other human beings.