Apparently, Kinja (1) owns your account, (2) won't let you delete comments, and (3) has no privacy setting.

(Evaluates obsessions.)

The winning move is not to play, Applebee's.

Time for someone to practice sauntering vaguely downward.

(retweeted)

Mind = blown.

That's true of everything worthwhile in life.

How is this not, on general principle, getting more upvotes?

Therefore, it is time to release the vault material. Especially the live stuff.

Queenie was adorable.

Also known as the Idle Man's Curse, after Eric Idle.

Had to wiki that.

It's a pretty good name for a ferret.

(giggles maniacally)

Jon Cruz?

There was once a boy named Milo who didn't know what to do with himself—not just sometimes, but always.

The Internet didn't change the world in the highly visible way that roads and automobiles and electric lights did.

I'm your future self, and I have bad news about the next 25 years.

In order to satirize the Internet Age, one needs some sort of humorous "fake news-paper" that skewers the doings and goings-on of the time, written by a well-informed, subtle, dedicated staff.

Bleeding Edge is probably the only novel that succeeded (or even tried, with any seriousness) to capture the historical and cultural sense of 1998 - 2002.