(Follows you up ladder, shields eyes in horror.)

For the most part, no. There are books like The Phantom Tollbooth and the novels of Daniel Pinkwater (one of which was, in fact, called Young Adult Novel) that still hold up as very, very good.

"I enjoyed it.

But they're not dicks like Whole Foods.

I was raised on children's literature, and as an adolescent, leapfrogged right over the YA genre to the books the rest of the grown-up world read, and so can your child!

(with creepy sincerity)

Believe me, Paul Hollywood, Joe Hedgetrimmer understands.

Kinja Effect, I'm guessing.

I KNEW there was an appropriate use for Yakety Sax.

*Victoria loved fucking, but absolutely hated pregnancy and childbirth."

The sort of prize that could be quantified in high-fives.

"The Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. Where are they today?"

True. She's sometimes petty, but not just that.

However, it's not that Lorelai is fundamentally petty.

"There've been a lot a frogs, man."

Upvoted for channeling Eric Idle.

This gets us closer to the REAL question, namely, whether or not it's possible to pee in them.

"I'm really not sure in which tone to read your comment."

One of them led a military expedition into the Alps on Hannibal-back.

"I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"