As long as no one does any tricks with their kinchuks.

You'll all reread Calvin & Hobbes.

In an ironic twist, the Kinja team were forced to read the articles.

2014-ish.

You say "bag of skin", I say "spacesuit filled with farts".

This is literally true in my case.

Hey, man. It's been awhile. The bosses are totally not cool about us hanging out.

"You have selected Slow And Painful".

That wise man, and you, and me, have standards.

A dedicated core of moderators could wreck that up real good.

Don't invalidate me.

Smarch, during a leap year.

Yeah, and hákarl.

One of its terrible qualities completely obscured another of its terrible qualities.

Oooh oooh!

I knew I should have checked that showboating Globetrotter algebra.

"Joke's on you. I'll just zone out and raise n-th order square matrices to arbitrary powers in my head."

Only if you're introspective.

There used to a folk saying about opinions, and what everyone having one resembled.

Hey buddy, can I borrow your lirpa?