Mussolini changed the time tables retroactively so that they "did".

While we're on it, what about these stupid "prime numbers"?

No one at the fine, fine Univision family, though.

Don't you?

He contributed to the NWOBHM before he was even born. That's pretty badass.

(Long uncomfortable pause.)

That is, in fact, an improvement.

That's the one.

The sky was the color of a Kinja comment thread.

The thing about being "nice" is that it allows for a glorious transformation.

(laces up corset extra-tight)

Remember the "It's A Good Life" segment of the Twilight Zone movie, where the child with all the powers terrorizes everyone, and he banishes his pretend sister Ethel (played by Nancy Cartwright) to the TV, where, in a terrifying segment animated by Sally Cruikshank, she gets eaten by Satanic cartoon monsters?

Counterpoint:

When the world of Black Mirror episode "Fifteen Million Merits" comes to pass, lots of people will be just fine with it. Or won't notice or care.

Thank you very much for your appearance on what, for all intents and purposes, is Letterman's last week.

For what it's worth, the AV Club is one of three places online that I bother to comment, and by far the place I comment most often.

Well…a bowl of some sort.

Office? Submarine!

Ask him tomorrow, and you'll get a different evasive answer.

Are you a Trump supporter, or aren't you, Scott Adams?