In print, the Matthews Warble resembles the Vedder Moan.

It always throws me for a loop that Barnes & Noble is now 55% YA.

A girl?

One thing that Farscape had in common with both Firefly and Star Wars was grit.

Yeah, I've been thinking about that.

There's something very satisfying, albeit childish, about Crichton flummoxing Emperor Staleek by acting like a nutjob. It can't last, but you get to see the ruler of a terrifying political realm composed of terrifying individuals put in the position of dropping his monocle in his drink.

Well done.

It's being slowly digested by a megacorporate conglomerate python, and is chill af about it.

Well, you know, abortions for some, miniature American flags for others, on this crazy blue marble we call home.

And…Jess appeared at Gilmore Friday Night Dinner with a black eye because he was attacked by a swan.

I was like, what are you running FROM, man?

Tongue in cheek, for sure.

There's a slightly longer version.

It won't lead to mouth pooping, despite the claims of reputable child scientists.

Kevin McDonald's howl of pain every damn time is perfect.

Yup.

Controversial Statement #4.

Controversial Statement #3.

Controversial Statement #2.

Controversial Statement #1.