Alasdair, this is a hell of callback from 2014, when the AV Club was dependably doing great work.

The writer misspelled "Hong Kong".

The word "selfie" has an element of narcissism baked in, hence its widespread appropriate usage.

The I. M. Pei Library Principle.

Still waiting…still waiting…

It's reasonable to be suspicious of art that you can't just walk up and SEE, without some damn mediator explaining what it's about in a tone like they want tenure.

Conceptual Installation Artist Upstaged By Conceptual Anti-Artist, Whose Medium Is "Bumbling"

It's the equivalent of the straight-shooter panhandler that bluntly demands money to get loaded with.

Applies to all art everywhere.

"Don't go to suburban Chicago. They are off. the. hook."

Nauru, obviously. The nation that controls phosphates controls the universe.

Before walking, even. Self-awareness implies a concept of symbol and referent, and lying is just conscious symbol replacement.

"The best meat is…right here!"

Relax, the planet's most powerful nation is run by someone without that trait.

Since the AI-pocalypse is inevitable, we may as well steer them in a Cylon direction. That way, murder for most, nookie for some.

The Legendary Pink Dots. Six times.

Video game ape with no right arm leans on giant cock.

That Tom Lennon has a way with enunciation.

What it means is that Reddit supports a vibrant sharting community.

For me, a grade of C+ makes for a sharply accurate reflection.