I'm Pretty Sure You've Done This One Already, Internet

I'm not sure where the 'dance' component of 'dance punk' is supposed to come in. These dudes just sound like an even noisier Motorhead to me (in other words, pure awesome).

I flipped onto an Aziz Ansari standup special once and watched for a few minutes thinking, "When is he going to start doing comedy?"

It's remarkably close to Douche Nation.

“the deepest pool in all of Vegas,”

Smooth is pretty much the official demarcation of when I checked out from top 40 radio, so if there's a more grating version of Rob Thomas that existed beyond that, I am blissfully ignorant of it.

They usually contain several other similarly revealing bumper stickers as well.

So what's the deal with Woody Woodpecker? What is he, some kind of instigator?

It was massively popular, and it featured Rob Thomas at his most affected and grating with that ridiculous voice of his. As far as I'm concerned, it cannot get shit on enough.

I will now start my own Twitter account named IRateDogs, which will just be a bunch of snarling pictures.

It sounds like Archie Bell and the Drells have a sweet licensing opportunity.

It Came for Dinner, Then Wouldn't Leave No Matter How Many Times You Said What an Early Day at Work You Have Tomorrow

FILED UNDER: TV (obviously), Sister, Sister (makes sense), Tamera Mowry (of course), tia mowr (I think my cat made that noise once)

The audience.

I'm seeing double! Deuce Frankos!

People are not idiots. They are not going to allow someone to sell them a bunch of bullshit just to monetize an opportunity.

♫ Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Blame it on the Jews ♫

Soon to answer the question, "What do they call a Whopper in Belgium?"

By "this one", do you mean her career?

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