Yeah, what was that one called again? Dracula Unwatched?

I guess Gerard Butler was too tied up with his Gods of Egypt franchise commitments to be involved in this, because it seems like he should be.

I like to create my own mystery sodas at those newfangled machines at fast food places. I just close my eyes and jab randomly at the touchscreen and pour out a few blasts of the assortment of whatever comes up.

Come on, Alanis. I know you want to do some more high-profile work, but you oughta know how much this is going to suck.

That's a shitty idea.

"I can't believe you bought this place. Have you seen the rat infestation in the basement? How do you expect to run a cafe here?"

Who was thinking that?

Only at the Happiness Hotel.

Do you have a cafe without so much rat in it?

There's that, and there's the fact that the three modern songs on the soundtrack were all massive hits, including an Oscar winner. I think you'd have to go back to Saturday Night Fever to find a soundtrack album that produced 3 top 5 hits, including a number one.

Who's a good actor? Who's a good actor?

As if anything could remain lodged between the vortex of overlapping fangs that are British teeth.

I once pulled a muscle attempting a Chuck Tingle crossover. And then I just kept pulling it, and pulling it…

Chuck Tingle crossover?

They're all a bunch of Plinko Commie bastards.

Okay, this sounds bad, but let's remember that I think only about 45 people live in Montana. Most of the voters are actually elk.

I think he meant the Tony Montana way. After his acceptance speech, I'm pretty sure he took a chainsaw to the guy.

Exit, stage right!

Excuse me, Hollywood?

Sort of like those documentaries Steve Bannon makes.