I hear Billy Bush is still looking for a job.

EAT SHIT AND DIE, INTERNET!

I heard the guy playing the eggplant is actually a huge dick.

Wait a minute. It turns out someone read the wrong press release. It's actually Cousin Sal from The Jimmy Kimmel Show that will be hosting. We apologize for the error.

Hey, my genitals are nobody's playthings!

Sean Spicer loves to kill people. Just really enjoys it.

Who?

The world is collapsing around his ears. He turned up the radio, but he couldn't hear it.

I don't know; based on most of the teachers I had in the Louisiana public school system, this seems par for the course.

It's inexplicable to me that DMX would make this kind of a mistake.

The breakdown:

I agree completely on both levels. It did have excellent opening credits, so much that the letdown of a show that followed was just that much more of a letdown.

I watched about half the first season, but bailed out because it decided it needed to be viscerally gross for reasons I did not understand. Okay, if you're making a forensics procedural or a serial killer drama, I get it being gross, but on something like this? That is the very soul of being trendily gratuitous.

Cured meatist.

The true sign of an effective, capable leader is his willingness to ignore and disengage from all criticism.

Yes Dikachu, everybody nose that.

Sad!

That's bush. Bush league.

In the original draft, the line was "IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE SPLOOGED UPON" but legal had a problem with it.

Entertainer who needs to be 'on' at a specific time and set of circumstances needs to compartmentalize in order to be at his best.