I didn't make it far enough to fall asleep. The opening battle scene put me off and I bailed out.

Am I going to get ripped to shreds here if I say that I think Ridley Scott is the most overrated filmmaker in cinematic history, and that his work is hypnotic in the worst possible way, as in it puts me to sleep and I can't remember a thing about it once it's over?

I'd be more inclined to miss him if he hadn't decided to inject 'gay panic' into the discussion of a Sasha Baron Cohen film. "Sure, his entire shtick traffics in every imaginable transgression and demeaning stereotype, from racism to incest to beastiality and more, but when it comes to gay panic, that's a step…

Yes, nature can be kind of an asshole in that way.

It's not terrible, but man alive was Rob Schneider a bad choice.

Guy is good at his job: film at eleven.

Is he going to try to do the voice? How can you not try to do the voice? You're not Herve if you don't have that voice. But if you don't nail that voice…

After they digitally remove his wrinkles, can they also erase his last 10 years of career choices?

Forbidden, aloof, terrifying. The mountain range with the biggest tits in the world.

"First they came for my finger, and I did not speak out, because I had nine more.

Yes, but also from Wendy's.

I am bathing in rich, luxurious schadenfreude…

Do you keep repeating the same thin criticism over and over to position yourself as the authority on being lame and boring?

That's funny, because I watched BB through but just once, and Huell is the first person I recognized who wasn't a Salamanca. My girlfriend is always the one pointing out the carryovers.

…for some godforsaken reason the bikers stop to discuss the situation without, like, giving themselves some distance from the thing that just tried to kill them.

That does sounds like fun fun fun fun.

This list is total bullshit until it contains Yars' Revenge.

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Splooge-Stained Dress

It couldn't have been any good; it only lasted a couple of seasons.

I have a Facebook account, but I never post on it and I use it primarily as a venue to keep up on old friends and have contact information for them. Anybody posting ignorant, mean-spirited political shit gets unfollowed in a hurry. Otherwise, I'm really hoping the broader culture wakes up to the fact that most of…