Sorry to see Danny Kanell go. I would occasionally put Russillo & Kanell on, and it's not like he offered great insights or anything, but he was an affable guy with a pleasant energy.

I blame the glut of commercials that came out a few years ago that seemed to think genuine familial discord and borderline abuse was hilarious. I remember one where the parents were arguing in front of their kids over which one was their favorite, another where they ate the daughter's pet fish… High comedy, folks.

That's just because he was sleeping with the director.

Imagine? I'm having sex with a Muppet right now!

But all the little chicks with the crimson lips say Cleveland rocks.

The Ship-Hop Cruise featuring Sugar Ray, Vanilla Ice, and Conrad Poohs and his Dancing Teeth

♫ Oh yeah this cruise…
It got what I need
But you say it costs 800 bucks… ♫

This news is so shocking I need to lay down for 45 minutes.

Last controversy, my lactating breasts: http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

It's not a baby, it's a balloon.

She prefers it when he uses both hands.

Oh sure, you say that, but have you seen Dylan Dog: Dead of Night?

And yet, her dad's ad campaign ran for years until his death. It's almost as if middle-America is fine looking at a dumpy old man on TV, but a dumpy middle-aged woman, not so much.

Are we supposed to think of Mike as heroic? He's a former dirty cop with no compunctions about killing when it suits him. At this point, Mike wants to kill (or generally fuck with) Hector because he is a "bad man" who kills civilians and threatens small children. And very possibly, because he's bored and this is…

So what did The AV Club think about this movie back in the day?

I used to get fully ripped before showing up to my College Algebra class. My brain just seemed much more receptive to the language of mathematics in that state.

So he's playing himself, and not Benjamin Franklin?

I would say that The Believer really launched Ryan Gosling's career. People run hot and cold on the movie itself (I thought it was truly great), but there's no denying he was crazy good in it.

Is Tommy on there? That movie was full of beans, and it shouldn't have been.

Drop Dead Fred?