You think Airwrecka has it bad? You should meet her brother, Planecrasherick.

I was hoping it was by everyone dropping acid and making fun of how short Paul Simon is.

"Mostly harmless"

Leukemia is a hell of a disease.

I wonder if Kane will be able to win.

They're not thinking.

I think the problem is you were not adequately prepared. Did you have your hubcap diamond star halo?

So they made a movie about the guy they made a movie about?

I love this photo:

I see when it comes to making puns, we've reached crunch time.

Damnit Stapp, you ruin everything. You ruined grunge with your ham-and-cheese meets Jesus approach, and then you ruined making fun of you for it by going legitimately insane.

Who doesn't?

"Have you heard about this guy who's been eating pictures of you?"

Well, you're close; it's not any of those things, because it's a prune. It tastes like fucking prune juice.

Dr. Incontinence, the Thirst Stoker!

Whoever named their knockoff soda Dr. Tremor might want to reexamine what exact association they're trying to sell.

I think it's dirty pool to leave your once-a-season visit with Gene in a cliffhanger.

Ooh, this looks fun:

It's truly, truly outrageous!

He will be played by an empty chair.