Alec Baldwin strikes me as the kind of guy who's great company right up to the minute where you say something that ticks him off (which I'm sure is an enormous and nebulous category), and then duck and cover, motherfucker.
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I think Harrison Ford's response to this would be something along the lines of "I don't remember saying that, but then I'm not such an insecure loser that I would dwell on an offhanded comment that was made 30 years ago."
No, I believe he's still sober. I also believe he's still a tremendous dick.
Ah yes, but the Game Plan came out several years later, so when adjusted for ticket price inflation…
We should probably regard it a sign of considerable personal growth that he didn't refer to Harrison Ford as a cocksucker.
I'm a living, changing being. If someone chopped my arm off, I guess I should be grateful. At least I will have lost a little weight.
Pedantry supplement:
SPLOOGE!
“I have dreamed about it since I was a teenager. It was usually a dry dream, but I would be remiss if I didn’t admit that sometimes it was wet.”
"no longer"
He's the co-host.
Da da da dee dee
Whatever the hell else you want to put in there
"worries IT will make kids so terrified of clowns that their parents will stop booking him and other clowns for birthday parties"
Hands off, my package fuckers.
What's this about journalists investigating dead carp?
Everybody seems upset that Michael Bay wants to continue to make Transformers movies. You realize that every Transformers movie he makes is a different film he's not making? Like for instance, those superhero movies that everybody seems so frickin' invested in. The man has assigned himself to his own prison; let's…
Pedantry alert:
Are you really coming out if you've been married to a man since 2014?
Strewth!