Yes, but unfortunately, it is in fact just the desk, and nobody actually occupies it.

I had a temp job doing data entry at the time, and I'll never forget a meeting that was held to address all the possible contingencies, from internal network issues all the way to complete electrical grid failure. It was so hilarious to me that they were outlining how we would proceed with our jobs if there was no…

It's a shame S-Town turned into such a debacle and damaged Ben Wyatt's credibility and political aspirations for so many years.

Worth it.

I think this is referred to as Wait, I Have How Much Money? Syndrome.

Hired goons?

Aw, I've grown accustomed to the internet definition of "destroy," and I was expecting to see that a baby had written a couple of mildly, vaguely insulting things about Taco Bell.

To be followed by a compilation video of the aftermath just called "People Are Dead."

Way to cover your trail, Mr. FBI man. That's some superspy shit right there.

Hey, I love this show. It gave me a sweet setup for a hilarious joke.

Hey, I'm a people. Did you just call me fucking over-sensitive?!

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Everytime the slo-mo kicks in in one of these movies, I keep waiting for the play-by-play commentary:

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I can actually see that. Kristen doing a gloss on straight-laced Steve Martin and Melissa as a garrulous but ingratiating John Candy type? That could work. But Rebel Wilson aping wild-and-crazy-guy Steve?

Otherwise known as Budweiser.

"I look at my pornography the old-fashioned way, by stumbling across moldering copies of Playboy magazine from the 70s in the woods."

They're all ripping off Fast Car Go Boom, a treatment I plan to write sometime this weekend.

The whole thing looks like ELO Album Cover: The Motion Picture.

Speaking of, I rewatched another Chicago-set classic with a Tangerine Dream soundtrack a couple of days ago.