I guess that's okay, but I'm not as big a fan of their comic relief alien Swarley.

I would prefer if they just went back to numbered orders, and they can have their fun the old fashioned way, jizzing in the creamer.

I hate it when they ask me my name at coffee shops, fast food joints, and the like. I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it. I don't want to be your friend, and I know how numbers work. My name is not Wayne, and it's not spelled Wayde, Waid, Waed, or any other ridiculous derivation. I want you to ask me exactly…

Yeah, this one is definitely all about the HBO. And what's more, I don't think I ever even saw it. I just think I saw the ads for it between every fucking movie I watched on HBO between 1983 and 1989. That and Deal of the Century.

I was coming here to ask if anyone else saw this and instantly thought of So Fine.

“is now reinventing himself in the action sphere.”

As well as Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr.

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I'm glad I don't do much listening to Spotify. I live in the Seattle area, and this song would have been on a continuous loop for the past two weeks.

Alternative headline:

Star Wars: Jedi Ghost Babies, coming this fall on The Disney Channel!

"How is it that Obi-Wan's ghost looks so much younger than he was in Return of the Jedi?"

I see your going to try to spin this cycle of industrial development.

This sounds like a great way to curry favor with a burgeoning market.

It's best to think of "House of Blues" the same way cable networks are named. When was the last time you saw an independent film on IFC, the Independent Film Channel?

Big deal. Get back to me when it's a Chris Hansen anniversary tour.

…wasn’t so much a joke as the acknowledgement of the fact that a joke once happened, also known as the “Middle school dorks who’ve watched too much Monty Python” school of comedy

He's the Pat Boone of weak-ass drug abuse.

Hey, it only took me four tries to get into these comments rather than the one about how Taran Killam is mating with someone or something.

I think we've all been waiting for James Cameron to be destroyed by his own hubris. We thought it may have been Titanic. It was very much not Titanic. So then it was going to be Avatar. It was not Avatar. But this…