There is a lesson to be learned here:

Guy Posting on the Wrong Thread is about to have his gimmick usurped something fierce.

Where's everybody's avatars?

"How do you feel about the new Newswire comment section, Mr. Horse?"

Or maybe time is finally starting to render his shtick redundant and tiresome. When you fashion your program to have a late night party vibe, eventually people are going to get tired of going to the same damn party every fucking night. Say what you will about Jay Leno, his brand of middlebrow awfulness at least had…

Not!

Hey, I'm not greedy. I'll settle for one solitary, measly, piddling little billion.

Shut up, Dave. You're drunk.

In the middle of your second sentence, in fact.

It looks like this kid is ankling for some internet stardom.

Little Chocolate Donuts have the sugar you need to get you going in the morning.

First off, I'm not sure where you're getting "incensed" from. Everybody always seems to want to assume that everyone else is so angry. My point is I would love to have heard the reaction to a tape of Bill Clinton bragging about trying to fuck a married woman. I'm sure Fox News would have had a lot of fun with that,…

What I wouldn't give to have heard the reaction to Bill Clinton on tape bragging about trying to fuck a married woman.

In England, chips is what they call french fries. So in America, I think we should only refer to him as French Fries Hardy.

Uh, they've written two separate GJIs posts about him. What else can be done?

"Okay, that answer was wrong, so let's turn it over to the kids. Of course, they'll get it wrong too, because the only thing they teach them in these leftist indoctrination camps they call the public school system is how wonderful and saintly Muslims are and the proper way to fistbump their Communist Overload Barack …

This would be a more interesting concept if Michael Savage was hosting it.

Won't somebody think of the snails!

I am a superior person not using Twitter and I would like to see the whole thing shut down.

Kids today. Consuming hand sanitizer when there are so many different huffing options available.