"Okay, fine. You got me on this one. But the crowds for my impeachment will be YUUUUUUGE."

F for FAKENEWS!

Probably not more than a few dollars or a couple of documents. Any more than that and they get too hard to close.

I hope that person keeps hydrated. I can't even imagine the degree of perspiring going on inside that thing.

This also holds true for 40s/50s era films where they talk about "kissing".

Next Thursday on an all-new Sex and the Motherland

Aw, good for those people. Why shouldn't they have their own little enclave? I look forward to moving into a Radiohead-themed retirement home one day. Embracing the stark inevitability of my own demise throughout my golden years.

That reads like more of an assault on fundamentalism than faith to me. Believing in a higher power is one thing; believing that one book written by committee hundreds of years ago is the unquestionable word of that power is a different matter entirely.

File this under: Most Unsurprising Allegations Ever

King Dong

"You're fired!"

Oh, cruel irony!

Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?

The A.V. Club

Shark movies have officially jumped the megalodon.

Meh, big deal. Get back to me when he does the complete Ultima.

…richer, funnier, and more focused…

Let's get this fixed:

In my experience, chewers have this attitude like they're doing everybody a favor by not smoking up whatever space they're in. As if making their disgusting spit noises and leaving little cups of brown saliva all over the place is so much better. I really don't mind the smell of cigarette smoke, but every time I…

It's a shame you now have to hate and shun him for being a damn, dirty hippie drug abuser.