…with the notable exception of Jimmy Kimmel…

Somewhere in all this is a Monty Python sketch.

It was very important that he keep a large patch of ground and the tops of the trees in frame. Keeping the turkeys themselves in the shot, not as much.

People tell me Expresso is a Arabick word meaning America is grate Satin. Another Hollywood hack who hats are county. Sad!

Wow, Twitter still finds new ways to reach greater depths of insufferability.

No, he probably just has ordinary syphilis.

Remember that scene where Han "cosplayed" on Lando, with Chewbacca, his "cosplayer"?

Fish out of water stuff. WE NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT SHIT, RIGHT?

The only distinction Ben Falcone holds to me is as the least funny reoccurring character by far on New Girl. He also apparently makes shitty movies with his wife.

This is an illustration of why it's a good idea to have presenters that aren't a thousand years old.

How will he fit it into his schedule of making all those Entourage movies?

The sink? I'd be willing to wager Bill Clinton's DNA is all over that room. I'd love someone to do the old black light test in the Oval Office. It's probably a good thing she did have her shoes on; don't want to get foot herpes.

Peter Jackson's King Kong was such an avalanche of spectacle that by the time they made it to New York, I was tired and had a headache and just wanted to go home already.

Who would have guessed that the company pushing the incredibly retrograde advertising and mission statement (Want your lady to know how much you love her? Buy her some shiny pebbles!) would also have a poisonously retrograde corporate culture?

The lily-white Hollywood jerk fest won, but George Soros couldn't allow that to happen, so he grabbed the red phone and called up the illuminati and said, "Damnit, the black picture has to win this! Say it was all a mistake!"

I just skimmed this headline; so what's all this about holding tight dog anuses (ani)?

"You can have my weed when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."

Space Age Love Song does seem particularly apropos.

No, but a yo-yo can be a handy weapon. Catch someone right in the bridge of the nose with one and you can do some legitimate damage.

Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!