Old news. I'm much more invested in who came up with the Doggy Bounce.

Melania?

Now that man ironically suffers from low T and has since renamed it "Mr. Irrelevant."

Heh, "dick area". Don't you know the proper terminology is "dickal region"?

Oh, the Hughman-ity.

I wasn't even intending on watching this show. I was pulling up Seeso to put a Monty Python on and I walked away from the TV because it was loading slow, and when I came back this was playing. I figured I should give it a couple of minutes, and by the end of those two minutes I was totally hooked. Holy shit these…

It's "depressing" in the best possible way. It's an exquisite, beautiful sadness that feels cleansing.

I mean, I guess We Suck Young Blood makes me sad in the sense that it sucks so hard (I find Hail to the Thief a very inconsistent album).

In a real-world setting, it's called performance art. On the internet, it's called trolling.

Silly people. Dogs don't wear pants, a dog pants to regulate body temperature because they don't sweat.

Now we know!

Is Calvin also pissing on something?

Love That Rob!

"The fact that we have another 4 years minimum of this…"

Maybe by "cutting edge" they meant he cut the edges off of The Simpsons and replaced them with South Park crudity minus any satirical weight, and by "fresh"… I don't know, that he grabbed his interviewer's ass?

You mean this beat the great Andrew L. Stone's Julie for Best Original Screenplay?

Trump desperately wants to be an autocrat, but he's such a doughy trust fund baby that his strongman talk just sounds like petulant pre-teen whining.

Ah, good memories. My dad and I engaged in some laser taggery back in the day. I'm guessing I would have been in the 12-13 age range, which would have placed it pretty much in its infancy. I was a little stick figure of a kid, and I remember the gear being pretty bulky and heavy. Otherwise what I most remember is…

Donald Trump ran for President because it gave him a platform to be on TV and stand up at his rallies and hear a bunch of people cheering for him. And he can't quit because it would irreparably tarnish his "brand", which is the only thing he really cares about or places any currency in. And manning up in the face of…

This is very true. Which makes it a particularly sad distinction, because there's no possible reason she would ever be usurped from this dubious position in pop culture.