Trump already sounds like he's been translated from Japanese. Possibly by a game developer in the late 80s. I figure it's only a matter of time before he actually says, "All your base are belong to us!"

I was referring to pop specifically as a genre. There are plenty of raw, unpolished rock singers because that's a more earthy, from-the-ground-up approach. But pop songs are about professional songwriters and professional producers and studio execs and market research and gloss and sheen. And her voice always came…

I would consider her a rock singer rather than a pop singer.

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You just described 90% of contemporary daytime programming. [side eye at Maury Povich]

Not until some visionary genius finally gets around to making Yars' Revenge.

But don't you love how he laughs so hard at his own monologue jokes? That works for me because otherwise I'd have no idea they were supposed to be funny.

I think this is actually the fake title that every high profile movie uses when they're filming to throw off the press.

Or eating pictures of other people.

"So what seems to be the problem?"

I'm sorry, but have we all forgotten that Spielberg is a FUCKING DINOSAUR MURDERER?!

Maybe so. This analogue is holding up in several ways. Like how Trump is a president like George was a marine biologist.

Like an old man running for President on Twitter.

Warren thought he could hold the center with his movie star charisma, and he was as wrong about that as anyone could be. You'd have all this color - the sets, the design, the performances - and then Dick Tracy would show up and it would instantly become utterly boring and drab and lifeless.

With shawarma.

Because there's usually a marshall with them holding a foreclosure notice threatening to break the down door.

Bronson Pinchot is Bellboy.

That would explain the high rate of zombie heart disease. Of course it doesn't do anything to them since they're dead, so it's not much of a concern.

I ain't eatin' no brains. I ain't no damn zombie.