I wouldn't suggest the work of Joe Walsh has much lyrical depth, but that doesn't make his work "novelty songs." Life's Been Good is as superficial as it gets, but it's not Disco Duck.

Kobolds.

The Human Resources department always tends to struggle when you staff it with people utterly lacking in humanity.

I'm going to celebrate by buying spray tanner and some worthless property in Atlantic City.

Did you leave out Cisco the fortified wine because he did actually endorse that at some point?

Still better than Nickelback…

Esperanto.

I told him we already got one.

Is there possibly a Kickstarter out there to build a time machine to prevent Hook from getting made in the first place?

A better Tor Johnson than Tor Johnson.

Back in the early days of cinema, we couldn't come up with a good substitute for blood, so we used to just kill the actor, and if we needed a second take, we'd recast the part.

Are any of the steps actually listening to the ICP?

When CNN sends its reporters, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing bias. They’re bringing fake news. They’re liars. And none, I assume, are good people.

Well, I do hate Nickelback, but I also really like Phil Collins, so I understand where this is coming from.

Yeah, I keep forgetting that there are things there that aren't music or cat videos.

I'm with you on the result, but as long as we're hoping, why not something a little less mundane, like walking into an open elevator shaft at Trump Towers? He'd have 58 stories of plunging in which to confront his imminent demise, followed by lots of fun news stories about the shoddy workmanship that led to this…

God, I would love to, but it comes on so late, and as a Hulu subscriber I have to be regularly confronted with the cruel irony that I can watch pretty much any late night show except Colbert.

Orso you say.

Look on the bright side. Maybe it's because he's secretly got a terminal illness.

Think about how you spend your time?