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You misspelled "weakly".

"It's a soft sell, sir."

"It was a joke."

Every time I think this dude has fully plumbed the depths of utter shamelessness…

26. When did the media stop beating their wives?

I hear you, man. There has always been an undercurrent of resentfulness in the whole 'vaccines cause autism' nonsense that I, as a person who has no doubt would have been diagnosed as 'on the spectrum' back in the day, find really insulting. "God, why couldn't I have just had a normal kid instead of this

Really? Does the man not provide us with plenty of things to legitimately mock about him? Fuck March Madness, fuck basketball, fuck them both right in the brackets.

Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah, now where are these drugs that are cheaper than candy bars?

Anything pre-Stranger is fairly weak, mainly from a production standpoint. It wasn't until he hooked up with Phil Ramone, who basically got him to abandon a studio sound and embrace more of a live feeling by recording with his touring band, that it really clicked for him. If you like The Stranger, I would be shocked

Simon says this is lame.

"Hey man, is that Freedom Rock, man?"

They got it right this time; usually these types of super-popular shows fall apart once their breakout star decides they want to get into movies or stretch as a performer. No danger of that happening here.

I can wear glasses and talk through my nose, and I would be willing to accept something in the high five-figures.

Maybe he should try draaaaaawwwwwwwllllllllllling a little bit more.

I can't wait for that one to drop.

I don't know; I thought her previous album "Milk, Milk" was much better.

I sympathize, Amazon. My cat gets the big sick pretty consistently, and picking it up is no fun at all.

I'm sorry, but what existential crisis cannot be solved by a celebrity encounter? I thought the hope of such was the only reason any of us get out of bed in the morning.