Seeing as they made about 20 years of "giant" rubber monsters hitting each other, I wouldn't hold out hope for that.

And his stab at comedy (The Pacifier) was actually a pretty big hit.

Trump's going to institute new government body called the Department of Defensiveness.

Hmmm, I'm not sure what they're getting at…

Eh, people said the same stuff about Sex Type Thing.

You know, so they can clutch their pearls and say stuff like, "See? See how liberals raise their children to have such disrespect for the office of the Presidency, something that deserves our honor and reverence? And it's because of people like that Kenyan-born secret Muslim terrorist sleeper agent Barack HUSSEIN …

Who put the BWAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMP in the BWAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMP de BWAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMP de BWAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMP?

My girlfriend and I are fans of his stand-up, so we tried listening to his podcast once and apparently had an identical experience; we turned it off after about 10 minutes. I don't need to listen to a comic self-indulgently workshop his material. It's like watching an athlete dick around in practice. I'll just wait…

Oh, to have so much money that you don't notice when someone steals $5,000,000 from you.

Ron Perlman is 67 years old. I just feel like that needed to be said.

"Born-again" types are typically people who substitute one type of addictive, compulsive behavior for another ostensibly less destructive one. That usually means that they are now intolerable company in most casual settings, although they are less likely to kill your family plowing through a red light, but life is…

It did get crucified by the critics.

"Hoorah, we are all fucked now"

Swan Swan Hummingbird?

It's neither of those; it's an arcane reference to a dark time in American history when the nefarious duo of Hanna-Barbara ruled the airwaves. And they wouldn't have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

I eagerly await Ranger Smith's confirmation hearing for Secretary of Homeland Security.

And then the worst of them all, immigrant bears. They're here to steal our jobs and our pickanic baskets.

"You know, they have bear spray if it really were to come to that."

Starring Jai Courtney as Pee-Wee.

Is one of them a cat sitting in a window watching a snowfall for about 20 seconds while For No One by The Beatles plays in the background? Because that one's mine.