This has been a pretty good year so far for movies, even the big budget ones give or take Alien Covenant, so it's nice to know we still get crap.

Is there a post credits scene where Cruise's character meets his granddaughter and starts the Morton Salt Girl Universe?

And here I just like to stick my dog in bags because it amuses me.

I like that he's constantly trying to push himself in new directions and better his creative output, which is pretty good to begin with. I'm sure he won't stay out of the music field though.

I can only say "this man is a stupid fucking shit stain with the brain capacity of a squashed centipede that's been roasting on the Missouri highway for three days and a mangy coyote vomited on" so many times.

I'm a chick dude. Piss off.

Yeah I spent a good few hours arguing with him last night and in the end I got called a bigot and shit on by a bunch of MRAs and the like so that wasn't fun.

Dammit!

Oscar Isaac can slap me anywhere he wants.

Hope you had a long talk with that friend who booked the room.

Describing someone as "a pregnant" will never not be funny to me.

It has a catchy as fuck theme song so that alone made me want to watch it as a kid.

I'm not saying that when that film is released it there won't be discussions but at this point it certainly negates its relevancy. Any criticisms have been rendered moot for the time being.

I don't think that Wolfman remake had anything to do with this, it predates The Avengers which set the standard for cinematic universes. Also, it's not a bad movie, just kinda boring.

Universal in the Morn-ing! Nights!

Doesn't look that dark to me. Just, ya know, kinda stupid.

Unidick! Dickiversal! I don't know I'm tired.

I laughed one time in Office Christmas Party. That was a waste of a pretty good cast.

Dude is seriously ill, I mean I don't feel sorry for him but get help.

I just got the hardest lady boner.