Weasley Caught in the Crackle Snatch!

I don't laugh with delight when I look at Lochte and imagine myself strangling him.

This is the gift that keeps on giving.

Actually with dark hair, Sharon Stone would look very similar to Evangeline Lily, so that wouldn't surprise me.

What number are we up to with deaths in 2016, in the thousands right?

Everyone in the audience goes, "Just call her Dick Grayson!"

Nah. James Gunn's Swamp Thing sounds like the best thing ever.

It's funny in the context of the show. It's not funny in the context of what happened to that young woman who was shot a few months back at her own concert who was a former Voice contestant. But I'm not blaming the show for that, it's just kind of a horrible coincidence in hindsight.

Exactly, I was waiting for that shoe to drop. Guess it'll come back next season.

Oh fuck dumplings.

They're night and day characters/shows. Never occurred to me.

Oh my god he was Greg in Dharma and Greg?!?

It's terrible that Doug Kenney's life was cut short but that sounds like the punchline to a joke.

Don't cast Peter Saarsgard, who perpetually looks older than he is, to play the son of, looks pretty good for almost 60, Tim Robbins.

I definitely read that as Jane Lynch.

I didn't think I had to say it's pretty clear the negatives outweigh the positives this summer.

I didn't love Star Trek as much as I hated Independence Day: Judd Hirsch Needs His Own Goddamn Subplot In This Two+ Hour Shitshow.

He'll leave you hanging.

When Suicide Squad is the "fun summer movie" in the ongoing fuckfest of 2016 movies.

Isn't he also the director of the last two Muppet movies?