I checked the records, there's no CryBaby McDouche at 245 Elmhurst Lane, Nebraska.

Roth totally says it and his delivery is hilarious.

It's so full…*vomits profusely everywhere*

I keep reminding people that they brought piss to a shit fight. Then I smack them. I'm not allowed at playgrounds anymore.

I guess the Teen Titans should rename themselves the Scream Titans if they want TNT's attention. -Workshopping Cryptkeeper Jokes

(Disney Animated Film) I think the movie, like Lady and the Tramp is about perspective from a place you wouldn't expect. Where the former really does put the audience on the level with the dogs going so far as to never show the humans, the latter is a perspective of values like love and family and the basic…

In the book Perdita is just an additional welping dog brought in after Mrs. Pongo has the fifteen puppies.

To each their own of course. I like it because it's one of the more modernist DAF and someone proposed it as a Hitchcokian film based around dogs. I love that description.

Watson is a feminist and Roberts is a domestic abuser.

Pongo and Mrs. Pongo.

The live action films did not age at all despite Close's performance. The animated film is a (Emma) stone-cold classic.

No I will fucking yell at her for taking this role. A random nerd on the internet who believes Emma Stone is better than this and more importantly a huge fan of 101 Dalmatians with an insane collection of memorabilia. I have all of the McDonalds toys in special boxes CLEARLY I AM THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON TO TALK…

Did we as a culture look at the Bronte sisters and decide we never need another pair of female sibling writers again? (Yes I know there were three of them).

That was my good hard laugh of the day.

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You've reminded me of that fellow who blogged about watching every episode of Full House. His contempt for Joey was infectious and I'll always remember his explanation that Joey, "is a fucking simpleton".

No Bill Hader? :(

Maybe we're all homosexuals.

He has the shittiest weasel face that I've ever seen outside of that little racist bastard who shot up that church in South Carolina.

I wish the same amount of people who spent this year (rightfully) complaining about Emma Stone playing an Asian character spent just as much time complaining about how fucking awful Aloha was and that Emma Stone should be in better movies.