I would like that very much. While I like the movie version of Pet Semetary, it is a movie that I think could benefit from another try.

Never Sleep Again, I loved it!

It also bothered me that this movie is set in the late 60's, and that completely undermines the whole Civil Rights Movement. Yes I do kind of expect a horror movie that deliberately set itself in a specific time period to be aware of what was freaking happening if you're gonna put a magical negro character in it.

The thing with scary doll movies is that the movie needs to be aware of how freaking stupid the concept is. I don't like creepy dolls as much as anyone but I also know all I'd have to do to stop one is kick it. That's why films like Child's Play work to some degree that they embrace the sheer silliness of the premise.…

Yes I was quite enraged with Alfre Woodard's character arc being "I wasn't supposed to kill myself when I was grieving for my daughter, I was supposed to kill myself for some random white bitch."

Why are we throwing Nightmare on Elm Street under the bus? Actually I am surprised that The Conjuring movies are New Line Cinema, I could have sworn they were Blumhouse like every fucking horror movie that comes out these days.

Please devote 10-40 minutes of the film's running time to Hulk beating the snot out of Loki.

One summer I had to go get some dental fillings and the office was nice enough to put TVs on the ceilings so you could watch a movie while they worked on you. However both times I went I had to sit through the entirety of the first Chipmunk movie, my rage only subsided by funny gas*.

I like pancakes. I thought that was obvious.

Look, me and the stoners are very happy with all day breakfast.

I was scared of my own shadow as a kid, so much so that just the covers for Goosebumps scared me away from ever reading them. My sisters could show me a cover of the book and I would flee the room. I missed that whole fad and went straight to Stephen King by the time I was a teenager and realized how much I loved…

The Gwen Stacey Bungee Jump attraction has yet to be approved.

I watched this week's The Muppets which had Nick Offerman appearing and telling Kermit "Aces!", basically the funniest thing Malvo ever did in season one.

I have definitely been on the Tina end of that kind of kiss before…

Willie. Randi. I get it.

It's like that was my intention or something.

Life is oh-so difficult, when you're a fat guy.
Hot wife, three kids, retirement - why even try?
You fell down the staircase and you just ate chili!

Celery Man coming 2025.

THAT'S NOT THE SAME AND YOU KNOW IT.

Why the hell isn't AVClub reviewing Dr. Ken? I want to know what bad is. I want you to show me.