It's duration will last as long as the story about The Ugly Barnacle.

Ignore. Punch in the face. Same thing.

Major deaths, but not outright shocking deaths like last year. Age is the key factor for death in 2015 unfortunately.

I guess I'll have to go hug my Elm Street and Scream boxsets before I go to bed tonight. :(

I hope so, I thought they really sold their relationship in American Ultra.

It took me until the last half hour of Foxcatcher to finally see past the prosthetic nose and see the sad little man that Carell's character was which made the shooting scene one of the darkest moments of film I saw last year.

In light of recent animated TV shows, the most disappointing thing about Futurama is how little forward momentum there was until the Comedy Central era, and that mostly only affected Fry and Leela's relationship which was still wonky for the first season at least. Mostly though the show stayed in a similar stasis with…

Oh man Halloween 5 would have sucked way less if Michael Myers was wearing that hat.

Oh fuck AVClub is going Buzzfeed. Abandon ship!

There is a reason I have not seen Man of Steel.

Beyond the Black Rainbow for me. It is so close to being an amazing batshit movie until the climax.

Well I'd argue that from the get-go people were banking on Amazing Spider-Man to fail, regardless of the Garfield, because they wanted the rights to go back to Marvel, and lo-and-behold that's what happened. I'm willing to bet a lot of people really want the DCCU to succeed.

Man from UNCLE was my first exposure to Henry Cavil, and he was delightful. Now I want only good things for him because he doesn't deserve the runaround that Andrew Garfield got (though the situations aren't terribly similar).

No hey. It's good they found each other.

Stop trying to make Jai Courtney happen China!

I think my favorite Christopher Moore book is The Stupidest Angel, though I quite enjoy all of the Pine Cove stories. I didn't realize how long it had been since A Dirty Job came out, I don't think I was even in high school yet, so my memory about it is really fuzzy. I haven't read his last couple of books but I'll…

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"Boring" and "looks awful"

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Parents just don't understand. How stupid they are.

Your honor, I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN.