We performed "The Butler Did It" in high school! Good times. (Does that make me one of the parasites?)

Yeah there's supposed to be a new show out this year called, "Be Cool Scooby-Doo" and it. looks. terrifying.

Tangled is amazing. The fact that they're making a TV series gives me all of the happiness.

The Saw one really makes me want to enroll at DeVry University.

…I would probably turn on my signal in a high speed chase…just saying…

It'd be hilarious if the Civil War was actually about Cap's internal battle with his other personality, Johnny Storm.

No I understand. When I had a month left at my office job my day was spent reading AVClub articles, YouTube vids, and falling asleep. I was not good at my job to begin with.

You have to really want it.

"Hey I forgot to tell you something."
"What?"
"Fuck you fatass."

I do too! He's one of those actors who you need to know how to use him and his very very dry sense of humor. There are not many movies that know how to use him/completely waste him.

I'm sorry for not being clear. The movie's ending left me feeling underwhelmed, bottom line. I was more mad about it a couple days ago right after I saw it. I don't consider myself to be that clever so I was hoping that the movie would do something else before the end, what specifically, it doesn't really matter. The…

Actually the film ended exactly like I thought it would, I was hoping it would pull the rug out from under me but it didn't. The twist is that both Bateman and Edgerton are terrible people who have destroyed each others lives. And yes, that did thoroughly underwhelm me.

The only reason I seldom watch Jacob's Ladder, despite it being my favorite movie, is because I know it'll put me in an emotional state that I'm not always ready to handle. Flatliners on the other hand I remember for its very specific and odd set design, one that dates it while being wildly inaccurate for its time.…

I've seen three movies this week, Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (I liked it), The Gift (I did not like it), and Fant4stic (Holy crap that was amazingly bad). I also finally got some poster frames and now my Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, and It Follows posters look all pretty. I don't know where to hang them…

Oh you mean the actual "Friday the 13th" moniker? I think the most we ever got out of the title was from the first movie, when Mrs. Voorhees has her speech at the end about how Jason had drowned and that day (the 13th) was his birthday.

Melanie Laurent!

I remember being a young middle school lass and at a sleepover we were watching that movie, Just Married with Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy. The entire sequence of the dog going to fetch the ball only to jump out the window to his death, in which the next scene where they bury the dog is when Kutcher proposes to…

The problem with the film is that incident doesn't really make Gordo the better person. I was kind of expecting him and the wife to be in on the whole thing by the end, but that's not the case. He's just as slimey and disgusting as her husband.

"Schrödinger's Rape" is a fucking brilliant descriptor. Can I use that?

I completely agree with that last paragraph. Coming out of the movie just a little under an hour ago, that was certainly the most dissatisfying movie I've seen this year. The escalation doesn't amount to anything other than two very petty men and a woman who really loses herself as a character by the midway point. The…