You know what'd be nice? If Stone was the pianist and Gosling was the actor, just to mix it up a bit. On the otherhand, JK Simmons is a boss, so naturally he should be referred to as Boss all the time.

I too enjoyed the end conversation. I'm not inclined to stop watching but outside the bad dialogue this show is super dull right now. You could have some flavor with the Gale Weathers character, but no, she seems pretty dull and uninteresting too which is all kinds of blasphemy.

I don't watch it regularly but my favorite episode so far was a lineup with Paul F. Thompkins, Greg Proops, and John Hodgman.

My dog's name is Charlie, he is totally throwing shade at me from the couch right now.

"Especially you Hedonism Bot."
"I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING."

I can't not say Global Warming like this, it's become a tick.

As far as the pilot goes though it's clear that they're inspired from various scenes from the movies. Which makes it hard to separate the two.

I've watched the trailer a few times and I've realized that we're not getting a faithful or even spiritual successor of the Scream series, we're getting a faithful adaptation of the Stab movies.

I GET IT YOU GUYS! I AM IN ON THE JOKE CAUSE I KNOW WHAT THE REFERENCE IS!

Dude Oliver Hudson and Charisma Carpenter are playing parents of college students. That doesn't make sense to me/I'm getting old/Hollywood people have a fountain of youth stashed away.

"Dan Bakkedahl, Sam Jaeger, Harp Sandman,"
AVClub, you don't have to make up names to amuse me. But it helps.

Oh yeah because that worked out great. Especially for the African American community.

My history is super rusty, so I'm remembering this vaguely, but I've wondered what would have happened if President Johnson hadn't been such a wet noodle and allowed the seceded states back into the Union with just a slap on the wrist. If the South had actually separated from the North, would we become more like the…

I LOVE JARED SO MUCH IT HURTS.

So I just spent this entire week marathoning the entire show and after only the second episode when someone told Jonah, "You're not even your mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah." I just immediately fell in love. I'm really glad to see that Hugh Laurie will be sticking around for the foreseeable future; his relationship with…

Aww RIP beard. If I had one as glorious as that I would definitely use it to store my utensils for later use.

With Levi and Moore coming back, I am super jazzed about this.

Oooh that's poor username/comment synergy.

I can't believe I'm defending Stephanie Meyer but EL James is going to plagiarize everything that woman does. Looking forward to her shitty sci-fi novel.

I'll add that she is one of the many transgendered women I've seen who makes me feel inferior as I am not as pretty a lady.