Aww…that divorce really bummed me out. They never considered how I would feel about it.

I liked Up All Night's first season a lot. Will Arnett and Christina Applegate did wonderful work together. It was such a bare bones plot though that they clearly had no idea what to actually do with it which is why the second season was so hard to watch.

Heh, the last episode of The Millers should reveal Margo Martindale's secret Other Miller life.

This is no laughing matter. O'Neal is clearly having a stroke and trying to tell us something. We need to pop snop tart bart and bizzity clop snart farts.

No, you're totally justified. The spider crime rate has really gone up lately.

My theory is that Cars 2 would have worked if they had just gone 100% with the spy angle, and not included the characters of the first movie. Center it around Bruce Campbell's character, I would have at least liked it a lot more. But for whatever reason they focused on the most obnoxious thing about these films.

Ah. This is where my nightmare will come from tonight.

"Krunka-lunka dunka-de-secret door—"

No arguing here, some episodes I didn't care too much for on first viewing were greatly improved with the commentaries. I'd recommend "Futurestock", "Where the Buggalo Roam" and "A Pharaoh to Remember". I think one of the few times that the commentary was as bad as the episode was "The Cryonic Woman".

I mostly like this show but Jake seems too laid back and underwritten for me to believe he's friends with any of these people. I like his interactions with Annie when she's not spiraling out of control. And I feel the dialogue between the ladies is forced at times. I get sitcoms revolve around a small cast but the…

It's hard to be a woman and constantly be reminded that as a woman I'm biologically obligated -bioblogated- to be attracted to Channing Tatum. Even though I'm not at all.

I didn't realize until I was watching Angelina Jolie's "Maleficent" how much respect I had for the original animated film and its depictions of female characters besides Sleeping Beauty herself. I hated the fairies in the movie "Maleficent" so much.

"said Red Lobster president Salli Setta at the end of a clearly very long and confusing day, possibly involving going mad from drinking seawater."

That's not Kyle Reese. That's Billy Eichner.

MTV is like literally the worst. Literally.

"Those holdout freaks I talked about? The teen whose phone battery I assumed had died? Or the older millennial I assumed was downloading a video? They were the ones not using their phones. They had the strongest immunity to the devices’ pull. It was the older people, the over-40s like me, and those way older, who…

I really want to see a movie about Cap on his off day where he's just catching up on pop culture like watching War Games.

…wow I didn't realize my relationship with my mom could be summarized like that.

I'd rather be a loser if Denny's is the other option.

This lawsuit would have still been pretty sad six years ago.