Who's a good boy internet?

…underneath the ocean.

But they're both equally delicious. Crabbios! Part of a complete breakfast.

Blue Ruin was great, I'm happy to check out what else Saulnier can do.

Collecting paychecks. HEY-OH!

How did this show have 3 seasons?

If I can get the outfit I'm gonna try to do a Lady Beetlejuice with the red tuxedo.

Then it was me. I stabbed him.

Overall I basically agree and I think John Mulaney is one of the funniest comedians out there. When he wasn't being stilted with his delivery, which was when they were recreating his standup bits like the Xanax or the wheelchair story (which is from one of his acts), he had some solid lines. Like when he's explaining…

The Hollow Man trailer scared me. Hollow Man.

I worked Friday through Sunday during Annabelle/Gone Girl Mania, one of the biggest weekends I've seen since I started working here. Also teenagers are just…little shits. And last night as we were closing this dad was chasing his screaming toddler around the lobby while also screaming making the kid scream louder…

This is exactly my problem with House of Cards and why I stopped after season two episode one. I'm proud of myself for making it that far but it got super boring to watch Frank just win at everything. Any time someone had the potential to be a threat against him, he'd best them. Any time he was vulnerable, it was…

Happy October everyone! I'm making it my business to see something new horror related. So far:

I know Michael Caine is a fox (a Lucius Fox you might say) but it would not be all that mind-blowing if Radcliffe was playing his grandson.

That was my thing about those shirts, why not an "I'm Training to Be Batgirl" t-shirt?

Yeah but they have Batwoman doing that. If Batgirl did it people would think she was like totally copying her.

How the Emmys and Globes overlooked Andre Braugher is just a crime against comedy.

"Dos" as in…like poop?

"You had to be there" is such a crappy dismissal to younger generations. I was a baby when that episode aired, doesn't mean I can't go back and appreciate it years later when I'm old enough to understand the humor and even the references. Doesn't mean people younger than me won't discover this show and find humor in…

Hoo-boy I am absolutely guilty of having asides in my sentences -because often I'm thinking of two things at once which isn't helped by me being up so late- but it looks really tacky sprinkled throughout this review.