It's not? Where did this moldy hamburger come from?

Liam Neeson was in A Million Ways to Die in the West, that's not completely out of nowhere. I can understand you'd forget that because the movie was a piece of crap but still.

He was the only character who's outcome I actually cared about. So I was really sad that he got completely overlooked when that movie came out because his stuff with Christian Bale was very entertaining.

No you and @charlessage:disqus are missing the "I hate giant spiders" part of that sentence. Why not scorpions? Or lobsters? That'd be fun. A lava-spewing lobster.

I never said I wasn't a speciest.

I hate giant spiders, but damned if that doesn't kind of sound like a stupidly awesome movie.

The icky August slump is over so there were actually a bunch of movies I saw and still would like to see.

Hey the new Batman v Superman porno is already out?!

There was a reality check for my mom and her friends when we went to see Tammy. All of them at the same time said aloud, "Oh god is that Dan Aykroyd?" and they realized that they were all old. It was funny. But yeah I wish he hadn't been in that movie cause it was awful.

KAWWWWWWW KAWWWW! - Excited eagles.

I continue to advocate for a reboot of the Vacation movies with Amy Poehler and Bob Odenkirk in the Beverly D'angelo and Chase roles. Necessary? No not at all I just want to see that movie.

The thing is the movie really lived up to its title. I felt like I had been Sucker Punched by the end because I was not expecting the movie to be what it was. I don't know what I was expecting honestly all I know is I was so angry when it was over and I couldn't form words to explain why.

Wait then who was Conan O'Brien talking about at the end of Late Night each night when he said, "Stay tuned for Carson?" Was Conan just crazy?

Producers in the 90s: Sarah Michelle Gellar is so good as Buffy, a pretty young heroine who knows how to defend herself. Let's put her in slasher films and kill her.

I watched Army of Darkness last night. It is such a bizarre little movie in that it's so slapstick-y and cartoon like in the middle of this fantasy film that takes place in this gory horror-filled universe. That kind of movie would not get made today. On the one hand a film like this would look pretty amazing if they…

Can you imagine what that looks like when it comes out of you? DO IT. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

I'd think biting down on metal would be sharp. "Mmm…tastes like blood!"

No he did not.

Lillard's Shaggy and Linda Cardellini's Velma were just dead on.

Because you had bought all of them up?