She's 19 and pregnant with her second child. When I was 19 I was living in a dorm crying to The Muppets soundtrack because my boyfriend and I had broken up. And all those kids we had were somewhere lost in the woods.

Last week my friend and I went to Disneyland for the first time in ten years and the first ride we hit was Indiana Jones. If they make any new movies as awesome as that ride I'd be okay with this Disneyficating of the world.

I liked The Omen remake. Not necessary and didn't really try anything new but for what it was I enjoyed it.

I would be highly amused if they didn't. Then Spider-Man 4 could just be a catfight between Gwen and Mary-Jane in a bowl of pudding.

I keep convincing myself that Spider-Man 3 is not as bad as I remember it until I turn it on TV or watch some of it online. And I can usually last about 3 minutes before my inner 14 year-old rages out again.

So I watched a leaked trailer recorded at a Con like two weeks ago and it was about four minutes with much more emphasis on Electro and hardly anything to do with OsCorp or Harry/Norman. That trailer made it look cutesy and fun like a more cartoony -Spectacular/Ultimate Spider-Man- brought to the big screen. This one…

The biggest complaint I have with the movie is the minimalist role that Bruce Wayne gets. There's really not a lot of Keaton in this when he's not doing his Batman stuff which I liked a lot about the first movie. However I love how gloomy this movie is and you'd be crazy to not see the influence this movie had in…

Hahahaha Ted fell down.

Has someone brought up the Samm Levine tweet-fest that Patton Oswalt retweeted last night? Perhaps it was a play on this.

By shitty do you mean rapey?

If I can get to Spaced and The Larry Sanders Show, this will have been a successful weekend.

I agree, I never liked that scene, but I do think the dark humor of it all is the over-the-top extreme hypocrisy about the majority of what Quagmire said to him. And at that point in the show they had gone out of their way to make Brian rather unlikeable. He used to be really respectable and somewhere along the line…

Interesting over at CinemaBlend all the comments are saying that this Hollywood Reporter article in question is "misinformed" and that this is clearly faked. I will say AVClub has provided more examples than the CinemaBlend article but still, why would people make a stink about animals being abused just to make a…

Can it be both, like a kangaroo-russian-doll hybrid situation?

Even though it was very quick, I wish they hadn't revealed the freaking cameos, that was the delight in watching the last movie. I mean sure I screamed a little too loud because of Tom Hiddleston just from the trailer but imagine watching this in a theater with me where I would scream louder because I was genuinely…

Ooooh, that's rough.

I can't get over how much I love Zabka-tage. When the song started playing I didn't really think it was all that fitting until those big bold letters popped up on screen and I nearly spit my drink all over my laptop.

Yeah I'll pass. The Heat was a lot better than I expected but not because of those obnoxious scenes with McCarthy's family.

You think I watched Monster Squad as a child whilst stoned out of my mind?

I've done the math, unfortunately it's only the 998,498th time. I'm gonna need you to give back the cake and pony.