I'm of the theory that a remake can be done if you're going to bring something new to the table. Comics recreate the same stories repeated and are well received but that notion doesn't seem to translate to film. Whether you like them or not, Rob Zombie's Halloween movies are made with his style they have a life of…

I love the "cure" scene, it's so damn intense! I don't see why they cut that either, it would have fit seamlessly into the end.

We live in a world of cannibalism brought on by bath salts, do we really need a war background to have a reason for insane shit to happen?

I never thought it would happen to me. I always pitied those around me who would cower and cry at the thought of their favorite movie being remade just for a cheap gimmick. Alas now I suffer and might possibly murder someone in a white hot rage that will cause them to hallucinate and wonder if they were ever dead to…

There's a great moment in Due Date where Robert Downey Jr. slams Zach Galifinakis's head against a car because of something he did. I'll admit it comes a little too late in the film but he totally had it coming and it's fantastic to watch.

I have harbored a long time lady-crush on Courtney Cox, especially in Scream 2 with her short hair with the bright red streaks. She maybe wasn't the hottest chick in the galaxy in the 90s but out of her, Aniston, and Kudrow, I pick her. I actually miss how every season of Friends her hair was always different and now…

I was shocked at how unfunny "Identity Thief" was. I wasn't expecting it to be very good, but I figured something stupid would happen that would be worth watching. Not at all.

The most obvious joke, "Drrr" a doctor on the planet Omecron Persi, got me so bad.

Do I have to physically grind it? I feel like that would make a mess and corn would go everywhere.

Today is actually a great day of news, and somehow this is more important that equality rights, women's rights, and even animal rights (LA banned puppy mills).

No they're like the positive and negative ends of magnets, no matter how hard you try you can't force them together otherwise the world will implode.

I don't know how I feel. I really like William Fichtner, but I guess I'd rather see him do anything else than this movie.

Even though this has nothing to do with me, I'd rather have someone read this at my funeral than a eulogy. Because it will just make everyone laugh.

D'aawww Once Bitten is so enjoyably stupid though. See it's funny because when he has sex with his girlfriend at the end it takes all of one minute because virgins!

I moved from Colorado to California last year, I do not miss how every summer we were in critical fire danger. Granted California is dry as a bone too.

Neverfuckingmind. Adam Schmandler already made my joke. Someone teach me how to read words that aren't "fart".

I watched The Other Guys with a friend and I kept dozing off (not the movie's fault, I can't watch a movie if I'm lying down on a couch) but every time I would wake up it would be one of Michael Keaton's scenes. So Michael Keaton is the real star of that movie.

"Once Upon A Time In The". Genius. If I had a funny last name I would want to have your babies O'Neal so you can make stupid names for them.

I have a serious lady crush on Jennifer Connelly that's only recently been topped by Olivia Wilde.

Then Colin follows up with the better question: "Mommy? How come no one looks like me on Friends?"