Don't you dare even imply that Nathan Fillion is a "B lister", however accurate such a statement may be.

Damn you Arthur Conan Doyle, this is all your fault.

Sounds like a load to me too.

Somebody give Spicer a Voight-Kampff test.

Best to buy them up now, before Vladimir…ah I've said too much.

Goddamn it, now I'm trying to remember that Sean Young joke from Bitch-23.

He's not even his mom's favorite Sean.

So you're telling me that Hannity is showing a callous disregard for the actual facts and engaging in paranoid hyperbole and self-aggrandizing scare-mongering?

Everyone knows that the best olympic sport for the purpose of ogling is beach volleyball.

Maybe he can get Sam Waterson to sit behind his lawyer and occasionally pretend to whisper advice.

Depends on how many Guatemalan insanity peppers you put in.

Those aren't even his kids, not really. They're crisis actors.

"Goblin" is alt-right slang for what?

I'm concerned that what you heard was 'give me a big bowl of chili'. What I really said was 'give me all the chili you have".

At best, Assange strikes me as someone doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. You know, he wants to save the world while saying "Who has two thumbs and just saved the world? This guy."

Of course you fortify the hell out of Siam. However, you don't have to conquer all of Asia, and it's foolish to even try. Best strategy is to push for Africa and then South America.

At least he had the sense not to get involved in a land war in Asia.

Whenever I played Risk, it inevitably lead to fist fights, and those typically aren't boring.

The "why" behind the initiative is revealed after a particularly long and tedious side-quest.

Yeah, that seems to be what's going on here.