It was Dracula.

Ssssspaaaaaaaccccceeeeee Aaaaasssssiaaaannnnnnsssssss!

Years ago I almost rented the first movie, thinking it was just some campy, exploitation movie fun. After reading this, I'm so glad I passed on it.

Sgt. Schultz, "I know noooothinnnng!"

Usually I hate episodes where characters get high because it's usually so cartoonish. This was pretty darn on the spot for first time indulgers.

Well he certainly appears to be inhuman.

It's going to be over 2.5 hours long and have a crazy convoluted third act.

5' 11" and 200 lbs. and I find Amy Schumer more crass than funny. I really wouldn't care if she was morbidly obese or emaciated.

That's because D'Onofrio is getting ready for his leading role in the new Tor Johnson biopic.

I take it you're not that into baseball.

Fisting. Very kinky.

Hamburglar

Oh man, I didn't know it's spreading. Personally I believe it to be a sign of poor sportsmanship and also reeks of defeatism. It's tragic when some 10 year old kid scores a home run ball and has to throw it back.

Is that you, Donald?

The thing that pisses me off the most about Wrigley Field is the obnoxious practice of throwing the opposing team's home run ball back onto the field. I don't understand it at all.

Is it going to be a gritty reboot?

The old Fleischer Popeyes are incredible pieces of animation.

Still nope.

Nope

I keep referring to it as "GoPro Billy." God does it look insipid.