I present to you, Jim Belushi!

That always distracts the hell out of me. At least put some water in the fucking cup!

Since Hot Rod is dead, I call dibs on that kick ass Northrop Flying Wing sign in his shop.

That and the stupid Killers video.

My wife and I both shouted "Dickie!" when he appeared on the preview. As if I couldn't love her more.

Great news, I'm shocked that psycho billy Danny didn't carve him up when he was down. Have I mentioned how loathsome I find Danny?

If you go back and watch the original Cosmos, the Church was called out again and again for repressing science.

Whole heartedly agree. I wanted that beautiful, ethereal music to waft over me at the beginning. The new theme is a bit too bombastic.

I liked how Bruno looked like a late 60's George Harrison.

Uncut as in circumcised?

Not sure what to make of the stunt genitalia. If the actors performed actual sex acts in front of the camera, why genital stand-ins?

I'd like Joan to stroke my… oh, never mind.

Your interest is "loose?" Try tightening it up then.

I prefer to remember Scarlett Johansson in the nazi outfit.

By golly you're right about the Steely Dan vibe. There's something so sweet and studio slick in those harmonies.

I dunno. Paddington is from darkest Peru, where the jungle can fuck your shit up. I give the edge to Paddington.

My problem with Snyder is this: when he gets a movie perfectly scripted and storyboarded for him, he delivers an almost note-for-note recreation of said comic book (or graphic novel for the more sensitive out there).

Thank you, you just made my Friday.

Agree and agree. When I finally did have the misfortune to watch this dreck, my biggest question was, "What was the point?" There was a certain Libertarian-porn take on the proceedings…close-knit community that takes care of it's own. Too bad the close-knit community was populated by nothing but hopeless alcoholics.…

No love for Buckaroo Banzai?!?