Hey, I know that drink! I think it's called the Heurlghphth

All in all it's just a, 'nother shitty Lost reboot

Well… if it explodes and then burns, it's probably not an illusion. Better use 3 fireballs. Just to be sure.

Poor updated Lara Croft is barely going to get through half of one tomb before her thighs chafe like the dickens. Get that raider some regular jeans and boxer-briefs.

I'm playing Divinity - Original Sin, a game I got quite a few months ago. I started a campaign, played for a couple hours, and then decided it wasn't for me. So this month I started a new campaign to give it a second chance. 6 Months Ago Me was so, so wrong. I've added it to the list of games I need to beat before…

I am a year (minus 10 weeks) away from a Bachelor's in Software Development! Now when the boss talks about layoffs every fucking month, I don't feel quite so much pants-soiling terror!

Go sit on a sharp dick, Internet!

Is Achewood still relevant?

Cuz goddamn, I re-read that whole thing about once a year. Still funny. Chris Onstadt is a genius.

Just general stuff - do your research.
Figure out what you want, and then start looking for the parts to accomplish that.
Don't get cheap/discount anything - you'll regret it.
There are a bunch of really good how-to videos on Youtube that go over how to put together a decent gaming PC.
Buy a big enough tower so…

My wife and I spent Saturday trying to get every star and stamp in Super Mario 3D World, and then spent Sunday playing Wii U party games with my folks. It was a fun night, and a good way to say goodbye to my sister, who is going on a 5 year reconstruction mission in Haiti.

Nope - that's a repeat. I win!

I just mash every part as fast as I can until my thumbs are sore and blistered.

I'm not your friend, bro!

I'm not your pal, chief!

And the award for the show that most gradually changed from "Fun to watch stoned" to "Are you taking notes? Because this *will* be on the test." goes to: Adventure Time.

Keep waiting, you… jock-ass!

Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear that. And sorry for the judgemental dickatude earlier. Good luck to you.

I went on a crazy spending spree when I bought my PS4 in March. So I've decided to beat all of my newly purchased games before I buy any more. So this is what I'll be playing for quite a while.
The List:

- Witcher 3

- Arkham Knight

- Dark Souls 2 (possibly skipping this one)

- Lara Croft - Temple of Osiris (beaten)

-…

Aw, you. I'm gonna miss you.

In a sea of divisive screaming voices calling each other ridiculous names, I am grateful to the AV Club for being one place where actual discussion can happen. I'm happy to lurk in a place where my butthole doesn't instinctively tighten in fear when I reach the comments section of an article.