I wanna see Oliver!, The Pajama Game, Bye Bye Birdie, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown…well, really I'd rather see some crazy shit like Urinetown, Bat Boy, Sweeney Todd, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson but this is supposed to be a family affair.

She's classically trained in opera! She also was in an off-Broadway hip hop musical called Venice that was apparently absolutely awful but had some pretty good songs. You can find the cast recording on Spotify, Uzo sounds great on the tracks "Anna" and "Never Wish War on a People".

And with that, Gravity Falls reached Adventure Time/Steven Universe levels of philosophical children's animation.

Oh my god, it's somehow worse than I remember.

I remember watching this at a sleepover and being very, very confused. I still only remember the T-Rex biting off someone's head, walking down the street and stepping on someone's chest as blood spews out their mouths, and the striptease.
I've always thought about revisiting it, but now knowing that it stared Paul…

^This is why, for me, 19 will always be the better album. I played it over and over and never got tired of it. When 21 came out I didn't think it lived up, but then suddenly it was EVERYWHERE.

I had no idea how badly we've been missing a DeVito impression from Moynihan on SNL until now. More please.

Vanessa Bayer was MVP of the show for me. Winning line of the night: "AIDS is when your whole body goes, “oh boy…”"

So many Playboy's.

Does she know she's an ad?
DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S AN AD!?

The Shadow Knows!

*Phew* When Peebs handed PepBut the stuff in the bucket and told him to take it away I thought that was gonna be the moment he finally goes true evil. He's always dabbling in the occult, I expected him to sneak off and use the vampire essence for himself. Thank Glob he was just clumsy as skrunk and dropped it like…

Woo! Weirdmageddon!! Gonna get our orifices switched!!!

Finn Wittrock playing TWO roles this season really fucked with my head. I spent the whole episode confounded over whether this was another one Murphy's Prototypes or not. It wasn't until he and Natasha walked out of the hotel that I recognized him. It's not enough for Ryan Murphy to make every male lead look the same,…

Don't Trust the B—

They sound like ballads that Sia wrote for Lykke Li but neither wanted to actually record them.

So, does she strictly do torch songs and ballads now? I'll always take the diversity of 19 (the more playful and midtempo songs like Tired, Cold Shoulder, Daydreamer, Best For Last and My Same) compared to the uniform heartbreak and despair of 21. She's married with a child now, hopefully there's room for more than…

"Name a woman!"
"I'm sorry?"
"NAME A WOMAN!"
"Oh…uh…"
"NAME A WOMAANN!!!"
"…Omigod why is this so hard!?"

Another layer of brilliance was that, even though Malcolm's IQ presented him as an outlier in his lowbrow family, eventually each sibling (except for Jamie) found something they had a masterful innate talent and passion for. Dewey went from being a natural at the piano to writing symphonies for school recitals (that…

With how terrible last week was, I cannot imagine what a 24-hour-post-Paris-attacks Trump hosted episode would have been like.
Nor do wish to.