With how terrible last week was, I cannot imagine what a 24-hour-post-Paris-attacks Trump hosted episode would have been like.
Nor do wish to.

After a second watch my favorite moments from this episode were
1. Randy, McDaniels, and crew all creepily huddled around homeless, sleeping Barbrady.
2. The conflation of Ice Cube's line "Just cause I'm from the CPT/punk police are afraid of me" with the shot of the grimey ShiTpaTown sign.
3. "And I, am Token. ‘Why did…

Yeah, I was expecting him to have beady little eyes or a droopy eyelid or some other visual gag. But the standard South Park saucer eyeballs made the whole ordeal that much more upsetting.

Could have used a little Sarah Paulson and Drilldo Dan though.

♬ McConaughey, and he used to be nothin’ ♫
♩ Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button! ♪

Dammit Flubba now what did I tell you bout feasting on eyeballs?

I swear it looked like Beck Bennett was trying to hide his face from the camera as he delivered his lines as the Mexican President. I can't imagine how mortifying that must have been.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

The Dad sketch was the only redeeming moment of the night until Trump barged in at the end.

"sketch comedy in a prison camp"

This one needed an unsecured piece of set too. And Trump not seeing it. And no one bothering to reach out and stop it.

Worst Sketch has to go to the Live Tweets. I was unprepared for things to get that low. By the time Vanessa showed up it was becoming visceral for me, I could not believe what I was seeing. The whole thing seemed like a cry for help from the writers and cast. It was so uncomfortable, could it have actually been a…

The Bad Girls video was just bizarre because…how along ago did that MIA song come out?

The only thing the laser harp sketch had going for it was it reminded me of this gem: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

That was unequivocally the most appalling television presentation since Glee left the air. Brutally tone deaf and a disgrace to multiple institutions in this country. How can we allow any presidential candidate to hijack a 90 minute broadcast television program to hock his campaign, let alone this one? …Oh right,…

Isn't that one both though, honestly? For the most part the "Don't Drink and Drive" moral takes a back seat to the No-Exit-like creepy, existential terror of the premise. I mean, what's more randomly hilarious and cruel than being trapped in an empty model town with squirrels falling out of trees all for the amusement…

They really never leave it out, do they? What is the reasoning behind that? Either way, I'll still watch it for a little bit whenever it's on, just to marvel at the glaring dissonance of seeing that squinty little girl open her mouth and hearing ROCKY THE FUCKING FLYING FUCK SQUIRREL'S voice come toppling out of it!…

That is… Actually my favorite episode.

"I Sing the Body Electric" might be my least favorite Twilight Zone episode, but then I remember "The Bewitchin' Pool" exists.

Ellie Goulding is on my list of artists who would have been better off being one album wonders. It's been nothing but diminishing returns. I'd gladly take more Das Racist and Zun Zun Egui if it meant acts like Ellie Goulding and Yeah Yeah Yeahs only made one, perfect, classic album before disappearing forever, unable…