Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots.
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots!
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots.
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots!
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots.
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots!
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots.
Too Many Plots, Too Many Plots!

The girl in the closet clearly had the measles until feeding off the teacher. Same for the rest of the class, whom that kid infected at seemingly and inexplicably rapid speed.

What are some musicals, if any, that you've enjoyed?
"The musical for people who don't like musicals" has become kind of a worn out phrase, but Hamilton seems poised to take the mantle from Book of Mormon/Avenue Q.

"Satisfied" is not just one of the best songs in the show, it's one of the best musical theatre songs in recent history. The structure of it, and its inversion of "Helpless", blows me away. Those two together are my favorites.
"Dear Theodosia" is an underrated one that I really like too.

…ugh.

Yes! That one is the WOOOORRST!
I actually hate veterans now because of it, specifically that veteran featured in the commercial.
Runner-up is the Alzheimer's one with the little girl aging forwards and backwards. Fuck me is that some depressing shit. Really gets you geared up to enjoy two celebrities wax bullshit and…

^ This. Forever this.

I've tried watching Colbert's Late Show On-Demand but they're always playing the most clawing, cloying, depressing, uncomfortable, mood-killing (nay, mood-obliterating) PSA commercials. It's always the same ones and the breaks seem to come every ten minutes. It makes watching such a fucking chore that I stopped weeks…

Watching the show last night, I ended up deciding that his delivery is like a tourist taking an air-lift-assisted ironic selfie onboard the sinking ship that is America. As if he's just here for a few laughs before leaving for saner pastures.

All of two people.

Bless them for bringing back "butter butter dirty line cutter".

Holy shit, this may just be one of the DARKEST episodes of South Park yet. Brilliantly, brutally satirical. When they cut to the starving children the final time I knew exactly what was coming, but that didn't lessen the gut-punch of actually hearing the words come out of Randy's mouth. And then that final scene.…

I take their measurements, information and then I smuggle it
Up! to my brother's revolutionary covenant
I’m runnin’ with the Sons of Liberty and I am lovin’ it!
See, that’s what happens when you up against the ruffians
We in the shit now, somebody gotta shovel it!
Hercules Mulligan, I need no introduction
When you knock me…

The thinly veiled support is that both SNL and the Daily Show's material is always "Clinton's the BEST, she WILL win, EVERYONE is going to vote for her, this IS inevitable." (<— Jessica Williams almost said this verbatim on a recent Daily Show episode). Real Time holds her on the same pedestal. Maher and Stewart are…

That sketch (and much of SNL lately when getting political) reeked of thinly veiled Clinton support, to the point where it made me uncomfortable. It's the same with both Jon and Trevor's Daily Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, CNN (owned by Clinton supporters). Really all over television, the media's crawling with big…

That was an infuriatingly glaring error even for AHS standards. We just saw her take a selfie and in the next scene her parents are acting like they have no means of finding or contacting her. Then the show walks around the issue by not actually showing the phone when she hands it to her father. The unironic audience…

Vivian "Should I leave" Harmon (like day three): "We're leaving this house"

But something clicked there! At least for some of us. Something happened there that was absent in the other seasons. Surely it had to be accidental. But by the end I could really feel that Jude, Lana and Kip went through a journey and came out the other end a little different. In my opinion they were very well-written…

I say it was the Indians' fault for not nailing everything down.

Deformed Albino with Drildo Strap-on 2016!