I'm happy with Doug Liman making a career out of directing one-off B-movies - they're usually solid, and always entertaining.

I've started building a good collection of mostly $1 records, so I've been listening to an eclectic mix of music lately on top of my usual Spotify playlists.

At the end of the day, it was just boring.

I'm glad you liked it, but I disagree with at least one of those points—The Dark Knight Rises has some of the worst fight choreography of any superhero movie, I think.

Genuinely asking - What do you think is brilliant about TDKR?

Oh, you mean the police chief or whatever who was clearly put in the story to raise the stakes when he died? I literally laughed out loud at that scene the first time I saw it, it was predictable and poorly done.

To be fair, nearly everything about The Dark Knight Rises is silly.

Beautiful, exciting visuals, but the dialogue (obviously out of context) is awful, as it is in most recent Nolan movies.

Sounds like you got a cough there - you should try some Morissey, it'll heal you right up.

Bo Burnham is brilliant.

It's a wonderful, holistic lesson for relationships — it's a shame that few rom-coms try to be as insightful.

Has this been confirmed as legitimate? It sounds like it's made up, is full of typographical errors, and I couldn't find anything to confirm that it actually comes from Bieber's team.

It's just ponderous and unreadable.

I watched it with my first serious girlfriend, whom I had been seriously considering proposing to, after having it really touch me as a single teenager years earlier. She had no emotional reaction to it, and similarly dismissed it as weird and boring, and that's when I began to realize that we weren't compatible for…

As someone who has a general dislike for pop songs, I'm a bit ashamed to say that my two answers would probably be Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" (God forbid someone around me says in normal conversation, "To the left," as it'll get stuck in my head all day) and Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie."

I went to Walgreens the other day and saw a Schick Hydro display that was a robot with automated arms and a screen showing the new Transformers trailer. I was obviously super offended, and can't imagine what the marketing team was thinking when they made a display so anti-beard.

*Roald Dahl nods in solidarity*

Pretty much.

"Things that aren't jokes and rely on the listener's knowledge and recognition of semi-obscure pop culture for a laugh."

Thanks for the suggestions. I haven't been able to get into Danny Brown, and I've seriously tried a few times now. From what I've heard, my complaints are that his voice is grating, his lyrics don't bring anything new to the table, and his rhymes are fairly simplistic. I'll check out the songs you've recommended,…