Estimated waiting time for paranormal torture is…. 30… minutes. Please stay on the line.

You don't know what kind of horrors that hamster encountered when she went to the Upside Down world inside that tube.

Finally, a candidate we can believe in!

This movie serves as a great sequel for Chris Rock's "Halle Berry 911":

I had the same reaction. "Pretty sure I just hallucinated that one… and maybe a The Crow sequel or two."

They should hire a small, Chinese woman who speaks no English to replace Hotch. Or just have a new person be Hotch for every episode.

You misspelled "furreners!" That's what they're called in these parts anyway. *spits out tobacky*

They're like the villains in Mario. You bop the producers enough, you get to move on to a higher level.

The "Pussy Generation" of today doesn't allow un-PC things like decking a co-worker!

I found NCIS more depressing than Criminal Minds. The team members were always cruel to each other, and the gender politics were straight out of Men Are From Mars; Women Are From Venus.

Or the Streep/Hoffman story. 'Cause sometimes you've gotta strike a woman and taunt her about the death of a loved one to get results.

Well, nerds get two choices. It's either become CEO of a major corporation or (spoilies)…

I'd heard about that. It's a shame. She was very talented (and probably still is).

I watched it the night after as well. His bit about his daughter's jealousy of her best friend and his wife's advice to him about how to handle it was especially hard to watch knowing she had just died.

My mom let me watch Pet Sematary when I was five or six, and I'm only screwed up in horrible ways completely unrelated to Pet Sematary.

You need to copyright "Terms of Enrampagement" STAT.

I think the idea that the Paris ending allowed for a sequel (and the money it would bring) and the other didn't was probably the larger factor.

Classic Stockholm Syndrome. Blink once if your captors are mistreating you, Blevins!

I couldn't get through Freak Show and haven't tried Hotel. I thought the first two seasons were fun and freaky (and strangely touching sometimes). Coven had its moments, but wasn't as compelling to me. I love the idea of a reboot of the show each season with many of the same actors. The Ryan Murphy approach to story…

I would watch the shit out of that.