I'd thought that Criminal Minds (as truly terrible as it has become) still gets pretty good numbers. I have a feeling it'll be one of those "That's still on tv?" shows for seasons to come.

We all should've caught on earlier, especially since her only lines in the last season of Charmed were just "YEAH!…. OKAY!"

I like the cut of your gibberish, Spambot.

Weird. The opening strains of his "Bad Blood" reminded me of "Wonderwall." Oasis just seeps into everything after a while.

Your pudding is ready, Mr. Cosby.

If you play "Shake it Off" backwards and slowed down 10%, you can hear gravely, demonic voices laughing and compelling you to buy more Taylor Swift albums.

Whenever I see Tom Hooper's name, I still think, "The guy who directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre?" If only…

Yes, but if you can endure Chuck, you get Olive and Emerson.

You should definitely check out Wonderfalls. It is very charming and fun (more in the vein of Pushing Daisies than Hannibal).

As much as I enjoyed reading American Gods in college, I'm kind of hoping the whole plot of the book gets resolved in the first three episodes and the rest of the season is just more Hannibal.

But he has hair like a puffy, little storm cloud. That has to count for something!

Everything that comes out of Ice-T's mouth on SVU is pure magic.

Shakespeare was fond of puns. I don't know his stance on bullshit copy-and-paste memes.

Ugh. He'll probably be hosting his own late night show in fifteen years.

I would recommend adding fire.

I think this is the saddest a celebrity's death has made me. RIP, Mr. Craven. You inspired many a childhood nightmare of mine and a lifelong love of horror movies.

Well, as much as I liked the Hannibal finale, its lack of lumberjacks was pretty egregious. I mean, Hannibal and Will went to a frickin' woodland retreat for Pete's sake! And no lumberjacks anywhere? I can't even…

How appropriate! http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

I feel like we got a taste of what his Clarice would be in Miriam Lass when she was first introduced in flashbacks.

Jack: "My bad!"