"Do they even teach psychiatrists how to amputate a leg?"
You can find tutorials on almost everything on Youtube.

That bedroom scene with the Queen of Sheba should be something to behold.

There could have been just a *smidge* more torture.

Oh my god… *vomits in terror*… MARTHA STEWART!

South Park has utterly ruined the "Do you see?" scene for me. I can't help but giggle a little.

It's just a shame the show got cancelled. Season four, I imagine Chilton would get pureed in a giant blender and somehow survive.

Torture Pits are so 1991. Torture Gazebos are where it's at today.

This is SVU, so it'll have to be a hammer to some lower body part.

You're doing it too hard!

Show some respect! That's the lesser Hemsworth brother, Ol' What's His Name, you're talking about!

Isn't there another Fanning sister toddling around somewhere?

Yeah. He looks like the love child of Bowie and Beeker from the Muppets.

Your mention of CGI zombies made me think of the shitty CGI zombie hordes in World War Z, especially the scene where they're scaling a giant wall.

Female Special Agent
Working for her clients
Wearing sexy miniskirts
And being self-reliant!

I prefer Bhoothnath and Robin. The Bhoothnathmobile kicks ass in that movie!

Actually the medium-point Bic round stick is the preferred pen for emergency tracheotomies.

NBC needs to cover its face to hide its shame from God.

Come on… You'll like it. Trust me.

All of your buffalo have drowned. And your family.

I like your mother's utilitarian flair.