You'll have a bloody good time!

Oh, c'mon! He's just taking his models for a walk. They get antsy if they're kept in their kennels too long!

That "inability…" line made me do a dog-like head tilt.

Dammit! Back to the drawing board.

Finger of Sass 4: The Fingering, directed by Brett Ratner.

That gist is expired! It looks like you're taking the bus!

The new Lego Avengers playset comes with Black Widow's snap-off uterus.

Watching this video, I was amused by how many of her over-the-top tips and tricks are used by the Youtube make-up gurus these days. The heavy contouring, heavy mascara, overly lined everything is certainly back. If perms like Donna's come back into style, I'm hiding in my bomb shelter.

The Title "Captain America: Civil War" just slightly beat out the other suggested movie title "Captain America: Holy Christ, I Have To Pee So Bad, I Don't Care How This Movie Ends."

Kyle MacLachlan yawns and checks his watch.

Those Hemsworth boys can hardly get a cab to stop for them in ol' Hollywood.

She reminds me of Darkest Timeline Britta.

Dude, my car needs to have as many douchey tattoos as I do, Bro!

Let me just say, the ensuing rust ain't pretty…

Some men just want to watch the herb burn…

That's very courageous of your relative. My mother died of a terrible, rare genetic disorder that took her mobility and wasted her body. If I were diagnosed with the same, I would rather go out my own way before the disease took my hands and arms.

Ay-yuh.

Insidious had a playful quality to it like a Tales From the Crypt episode. Sinister was like a fucked up Nine Inch Nails video/snuff film. I haven't seen VHS.

Diary was my favorite. I think that book would make a great, creepy little movie.

Oh bother… It appears that I am… well… coughing up blood…. good gracious!"